You recently had knee surgery and on a rather long road to full recovery, which means you get to walk around using nifty wooden canes and other fancy canes. This is great because you think the canes look cool plus you look rather distinguished using one.
But you can’t spend a whole lot of time strolling the mall or your neighborhood streets because there is still pain involved and the doctor told you to take it easy for the time being.
So, you are just basically sitting around the house binge-watching crappy shows on Netflix and playing Legend of Zelda on your Xbox, for the 47th time.
And then, right in the middle of an episode of Malcolm in the Middle, you realize you are bored out of your mind. You need something to do before you start pulling the hair from your already balding head.
Here are a few things you can do to pass the time while your knee recovers.
There are any number of things you can do to help the time pass. For example, you can blink real fast for 30 seconds and then close your eyes really tight to view a very interesting light show. Try it.
Inhale as deep as you can and see how long you can hold a note. Do this several times and before you know it, an hour has passed you by.
Close your eyes and try not to think about penguins. This is a tough one because the second you forget about penguins, you don't remember exactly what you were doing. If you fail, you spend the next six hours thinking about penguins, or, perhaps, one penguin in particular.
Repeat the same word out loud until it has lost all of its meaning and just becomes garbled gibberish. Then say “garbled gibberish” until it becomes a phonetic mess and you want to stab ice picks in your ears.
Make noises from the Star Trek series. You remember the noise the doors made when Kirk, Bones or Spock would go through them. Think about it for a minute and then try making those very same door opening noises.
Then recall the noises the communicators made when flipped open and copy those sounds. When you have mastered all of the funky, space-like sounds of Star Trek, move on to Star Trek: The Next Generation and so on.
Adopt a weird twitch while you are out having a meal at Burger King. If you do it well enough, you might get a free meal for your efforts.
You could also head to the public library and with a straight face, make a low buzzing noise, a continuous buzzing noise. Look around from time to time to see you is reacting to it and who is ready to pounce on you and glue your mouth shut.
If you are really bored, you can practice your Jedi mind tricks. But first, you must fully believe in The Force for this to happen.
Are you still thinking about penguins?
Lastly, read your favorite comic book in Morgan Freeman’s voice. And then go back and read this article in Morgan Freeman’s voice.
Well, Independence Day has come and passed us by. We do hope you enjoyed the hot weather, barbecued foods and fireworks. Now, the only thing you have to look forward to until early September is weeks and weeks of ridiculously hot weather. Depending on where you live, of course.Sure, the warmer weather was most welcome [...]
No doubt many of you are still getting over the recent passing of Gregg Allman, we feel your pain. You could lock yourself in your home and spend your days with the curtains closed listening to your collection of classic rock on vinyl, or you could come to the realization that there are still several [...]
If you are just getting into hiking, you are going to need more than just a sturdy walking stick. In fact, there are several pieces of gear that you should bring with you, especially if you plan on taking long hikes.A list like this can go on and on as there are any number of [...]
Baby boomers are a hardy bunch of folks indeed. They grew up riding in vehicles without toddler seats, walked to school unsupervised and ate lunches full of preservatives and allergens. They also played with toys that were so dangerous you could be killed. No kiddingFun and games weren't always fun and games, especially if as [...]
Going for a walk every day is kind of like eating an apple every day; it just might keep the doctor away. From lowering your blood pressure to helping you lose weight, going for a walk every day is one of the easiest things you can do to improve your health.Even if you use a [...]
There was once a time when only women had all the fun by accessorizing. For men, there weren’t a whole lot to add besides a dapper hat and stylish walking cane. But times have changed and now it is perfectly acceptable for men of all backgrounds to accessorize.Of course, you will want a stunning cane [...]
The greatest moment in the history of the walking cane may have occurred on the Senate floor in 1856, when House member and slavery advocate Preston Brooks beat Senator Charles Sumner unconscious with his cane. Of course, this is subjective as there are many instances over the course of history of canes being involved in [...]
Today is the first day of spring, which means you can officially leave the winter doldrums behind and look forward to months of warm and pleasant weather. The nice weather means you can pack away your winter coat, scarves and other cold weather gear and get out of the house and have some fun in [...]
Young people are always complaining what a pain it is having to shop for their older relatives. We don't understand why they think shopping for older folks is so difficult, there are any number of gifts you can give an elderly gentleman or lady. For example, any elderly gentlemen would love receiving a fashionable walking [...]